is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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