Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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