I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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