My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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