Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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