I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
COCAINE IS GR8
I have tasted many bathrooms
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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