Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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