tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
how does that bad decision feel?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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