do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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