I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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