Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
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I wish you could order shots online.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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