That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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