Its about making memories worth repressing
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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