I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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