Jerry, you need to find god
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize