You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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