420 ftw
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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