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I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?

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(413): I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old? http://tfl.nu/y7lt

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I think we need to take a brake

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What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'

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(079): I think we need to take a brake (078): What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake' http://tfl.nu/ju32

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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town

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well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT

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(213): are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town (1-213): well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT http://tfl.nu/kbwd

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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.

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(203): He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later. http://tfl.nu/9zcr

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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter

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(818): I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter http://tfl.nu/u1op

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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick

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(217): i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick http://tfl.nu/rn55

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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.

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(951): I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here. http://tfl.nu/bc0s

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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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(757): I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you. http://tfl.nu/6wwz

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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious

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(646): still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious http://tfl.nu/u252

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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage

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(603): be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage http://tfl.nu/vba1

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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.

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(313): She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home. http://tfl.nu/iyq0

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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.

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(602): It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart. http://tfl.nu/zh66

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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.

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(604): I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me. http://tfl.nu/gmo1

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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.

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(925): Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this. http://tfl.nu/xd0j

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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover

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(608): In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover http://tfl.nu/mvwr

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