I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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