If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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