yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize