just tell him i said nine months
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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