Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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