The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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