So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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