drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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