if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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