Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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