She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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