He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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