i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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