I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
tell me about the fingering
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