I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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