He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Say something about gay babies.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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