This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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