we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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