I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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