God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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