About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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