I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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