So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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