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I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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