Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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