That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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