The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize