question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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