my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize