We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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