Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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