There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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